We’re gonna need a montage…montage!
In case you haven’t realized, the “Montage” song in today’s strip is from the movie Team America by Trey Parker and Matt Stone (creators of South Park). If you haven’t seen it yet, you should. Of course, the strip itself is a tribute/spoof of the cliched montage scenes you can see in oh-so-many films.
DJ is a character that has appeared before in the Life and Times @ Skwid’s Lair series but has since turned into a fine gentleman. I thought he would be the perfect guy to teach Silv the ropes (notice the Yoda quotes and the”My Fair Lady” reference). The real DJ, however, is as said in the strip, the writer of Snooty Gentleman’s Biased Humor Quarterly. You should read it sometime. It’s Top Balls!
I also put him in the comic hoping he would finally REMEMBER TO UNBLOCK ME ON MSN! Seriously, dude, it’s been over a year. What the hell?
Also, I have a special treat for everyone. The views per day graphic for February:
Yay, we’re almost flat-lining! I would like to thank our readers (yes, all three of them) for their support for the past month. CR-O Inc. shall carry on. Have a very generic day.
~Silverbolt
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I hope we don’t get sued.
In life there are times when you just can’t be bothered to do anything. That’s kinda what happened with the lateness of this comic. I wanted to do it, but had no drive until a few nights ago. During the making of this comic I realised how much of my time goes into these things.
13 hours posing ragdolls and props,
2 hours waiting for my graphics card to work on the settings I alter before and after each picture,
30 minutes in total for pictures themselves,
40 minutes sat on the toilet,
1 hour eating,
6 hours watching television, if I miss Scrubs, I kill people,
30 minutes waiting for maps and saved games to load,
and 20 minutes finding a suitable picture of the Rocky Balboa Statue.
Then I spent another 4 hours editing and junk.
Also during the making I’ve consumed;
5 hot meals,
6 packets of crisps,
1.5 litre’s of Tango,
3 litre’s of Summer Fruits Cordial,
2 joints,
and 30 cigarettes.
In total I’ve spent exactly 28 hours on this comic and shortened my life by 30 minutes.
You better be fucking grateful.
If not, I know where you all live….well actually I don’t, but I know someone who knows someone, who knows someone, who knows someone that does.
I leave you today with the words my english teacher gave me in high school, “Get it, got it, sling your hook.”
~ Looshkin
